Apr 07 2009
∞
"I thought it was the coroner."
- Me: Hello?
- Unrecognizable voice: Yep, hi!
- Me: [long pause]
- Unrecognizable voice: Yellope?
- Me: Uh... Yeah... I'm looking for my father?
- Unrecognizable voice: Oh, yeah. He's right here.
- Dad: Hello?
- Me: For fucks sake - Where the hell have you been? I haven't heard from you for two days. I thought that was the coroner.
- Dad: [Laughs] You sick son-of-a-bitch.
