Apr 07 2009
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"[The Jews] are a serious people."
- Me: I'm going to do the funeral stuff here, OK? Like they used to do.
- Dad: That morbid shit? They used to put the mother or father out of some poor kid in the living room until she stank. And that kid had to walk out and see their parent rotting in their goddamn parlor.
- Me: So wait... I'm just going to hold the service here. That's all I mean. Do you care where the service is held?
- Dad: What the fuck do I care? I'll be dead.
- Me: Good. It's going to be a party. I don't like the atmosphere of funerals. It'll be a celebration.
- Dad: The Jews have it right, you know. They bury you by sundown. They're a serious people.
